you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Randomize
