If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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