i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
jump out the window naked night went bad
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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