If i come over, it means nothing
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
