I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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