there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Barsexuality is the new black.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
as a side note pls kill me
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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