What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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