3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
if only i could text you this smell
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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