i permit you to call me
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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