You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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