that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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