O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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