Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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