I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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