I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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