i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
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let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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