if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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