So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It's shark week go big or go home
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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