If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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