Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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