laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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