Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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