How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Randomize
