i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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