I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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