Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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