just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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