I need help removing her.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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