Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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