i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
