Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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