I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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