is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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