i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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