Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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