Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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