I have demons in me.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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