hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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