I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
