That's intense
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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