it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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