you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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