Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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