Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
