belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i black out too much to be "responsible"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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