Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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