Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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