last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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