this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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