Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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