what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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