I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
