pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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