I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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