Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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